""My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright,It's all about the law today, The Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room,don't have to cut my hairNo one can tell me what to think,or speak, or what to wear.I have freedom from Religion,and regardless what you say,I don't have to bow my head,and I sure don't have to Pray.I can wear earrings if I want,and pierce my tongue & nose.I can read & watch just what I like,get tattoos from head to toe.And if you ever spank me,I'll charge you with a crime.I'll back up all my charges,with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, I'll call Children's Services Division, known as C.S.D. Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store. I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best. I said No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR? Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get,will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski,dirt-bike &roller blades.Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying,Why are you on your knees?Are you asking GOD to help you out, instead of C.S.D..? from a (Mean Old Mother)... I saw this and loved it and just had to Post it!! To all the Moms Who have mean kids!!"
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Saturday, September 17, 2005
FUNNIEST STORE SLOGANS IN AMERICA!
"Found these store slogen adds and thought they were cute, read on:
*FUNERAL HOME IN NEVADA -- Drive Carefully. We'll Wait.
*AUTO DEALERSHIP IN TEXAS -- The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet Is To Miss A Car Payment.
*GYNECOLOGIST IN NEW YORK -- Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix.
*ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK IN MONTANA -- Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
*SACKS 4TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN --You Could Shop Here If You Were Poor, But That Would Be Stupid.
*B.B. GUN STORE IN TEXAS --Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn For 40 Years.
*CONDOM FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA -- Extra long is our specialty.
*SEX THERAPIST'S OFFICE IN NEBRASKA -- Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date.
*SEX CHANGE SURGEON'S OFFICE IN ILLINOIS-- Eat, Drink and Be Mary.
*COUPLE'S THERAPIST IN NEW JERSEY --Marriage: Cures Your Fear Of Being Alone.
*LOCAL BREWERY IN GEORGIA -- Beer Is The Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.
*SPORTS SHOE STORE IN MICHIGAN -- Just Buy It, You Tub Of Lard.
*PLASTIC SURGEON IN MASSACHUSETTS -- The Breast Is Yet To Come.
*ELEVATOR OPERATORS' UNION IN CHICAGO -- We Do It Going Up And Down.
*LAWYER'S OFFICE IN OREGON -- We Do It In Our Briefs!
*U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON D.C. --Blessed Are the Young, For They Shall Inherit The National Debt.
*MANHOOD ENLARGEMENT SPECIALIST IN VIRGINIA -- We make mountains out of molehills.
*HOT CHESTNUT VENDOR IN MANHATTAN -- For toasty nuts, try us.
*VACUUM CLEANER SHOP IN VERMONT -- We Suck!
*LAWN SERVICE IN VIRGINIA -- Let Us Kiss Your Grass. "
Hope I made you smile."
*FUNERAL HOME IN NEVADA -- Drive Carefully. We'll Wait.
*AUTO DEALERSHIP IN TEXAS -- The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet Is To Miss A Car Payment.
*GYNECOLOGIST IN NEW YORK -- Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix.
*ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK IN MONTANA -- Let Us Remove Your Shorts.
*SACKS 4TH AVENUE IN MANHATTAN --You Could Shop Here If You Were Poor, But That Would Be Stupid.
*B.B. GUN STORE IN TEXAS --Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn For 40 Years.
*CONDOM FACTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA -- Extra long is our specialty.
*SEX THERAPIST'S OFFICE IN NEBRASKA -- Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date.
*SEX CHANGE SURGEON'S OFFICE IN ILLINOIS-- Eat, Drink and Be Mary.
*COUPLE'S THERAPIST IN NEW JERSEY --Marriage: Cures Your Fear Of Being Alone.
*LOCAL BREWERY IN GEORGIA -- Beer Is The Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.
*SPORTS SHOE STORE IN MICHIGAN -- Just Buy It, You Tub Of Lard.
*PLASTIC SURGEON IN MASSACHUSETTS -- The Breast Is Yet To Come.
*ELEVATOR OPERATORS' UNION IN CHICAGO -- We Do It Going Up And Down.
*LAWYER'S OFFICE IN OREGON -- We Do It In Our Briefs!
*U.S. MINT IN WASHINGTON D.C. --Blessed Are the Young, For They Shall Inherit The National Debt.
*MANHOOD ENLARGEMENT SPECIALIST IN VIRGINIA -- We make mountains out of molehills.
*HOT CHESTNUT VENDOR IN MANHATTAN -- For toasty nuts, try us.
*VACUUM CLEANER SHOP IN VERMONT -- We Suck!
*LAWN SERVICE IN VIRGINIA -- Let Us Kiss Your Grass. "
Hope I made you smile."
Condoms And The Preacher-man
Montgomery Ala.:"Controversial preacher says teenagers will stop having illicit sex no matter how strong the temptation if parents will make sure they never leave home without one of his trademarked -What Would Jesus Do?- Condoms stashed away in their purse or wallet. WWJD condoms are a divinely inspired idea and they work like a charm, says the Rev. Dr. Paul Morehead, whose short-wave radio broadcast, reaches an estimated 16 million listeners worldwide. Don't tell me about hormones. Don't talk to me about unbridled appetites of the flesh. When a young man and a young woman give in to Satan, when they strip down like animals in the wild and prepare themselves for a lusty round of heavy petting and full-blown sex, what better reminder for them to buck up than a WWJD condom with the image of our Lord and Savior right there on the package, and then, as a fail safe measure, also on the prophylactic itself? I've tested them with my own teenagers and hardly a weekend passes when one of them doesn't come back home with a WWJD condom completely unrolled as a badge of honor. At the very moment their temptation was strongest, they turned back from sin after seeing the boldly-lettered WWJD logo that, signifies, Stop! Think! What would Jesus do in this situation? Flabbergasted critics couldn't disagree more. They say putting Jesus Christ on condoms isn't just tacky, it's a sacrilege and they openly wonder if preacher Morehead hasn't lost his mind. If you give a child a condom, you're pretty much telling him that sex is ok as long as you use protection, fumes Marcia Kenderly, a born-again Christian with 4-teenage daughters. Rev. Morehead says his own children show him their WWJD condoms as proof that even though they came close to having sex, they didn't. But how can he be sure that instead of having sex with the condom, they didn't have sex without it? I'm a married adult and I wouldn't let my husband use one of those things. I feel like I'm committing a sin just thinking about it. Naysayers aside, Morehead has arranged for a manufacturer to produce 100,000 of the WWJD prophylactics that he plans to sell for $5 a pop over the Internet and through Christian bookstores nationwide. All the profits will go to a home I'm building for unwed mothers, says the preacher. A home that wouldn't be needed if those girls had been carrying a WWJD condom...I think this man, I'm sorry..BUT has a screw loose some where! Second, I doubt any good clean Christian book store would sell condoms. Let alone these with the words, WWJD. It just tackles my brain, what people will do to make a buck."
Friday, September 16, 2005
PHONY PARKING TICKETS
Madison Wisconsin; "Prosecutors say college student Anthony Gallagher had an ingenious way of making some extra money - phony parking tickets. According to authorities, Gallagher made copies of a real parking ticket and placed them on cars near his, frat house. He allegedly established a post office box to receive the payments. Police say they traced the scheme to Gallagher because the citation number on the phony tickets was the same as one issued to him in February of last year. According to prosecutors, Gallagher deposited hundreds of dollars from the phony parking tickets in a bank account. Laughed my Butt off.. It just throws me what people think of ? Guess you have to have a dis-honest mind to come up with some thing like this....Maybe he should go into government!! "
Speeder Gets Break For Upset Stomach
Norway;"A reckless driver in Norway got a reduced sentence for speeding on Monday after he told a judge he had to go faster than the law allowed because his upset stomach was working faster than he could drive. Was pulled over by police for going more than twice the posted speed limit. At one point, police clocked the driver doing 78 mph in a 31 mph zone. A state prosecutor wanted to confiscate the man's drivers license for six months, but the man said he had to rush home so he could go to the bathroom. Instead, the man had his license revoked for five months and fined $1,143. The violation of the law occurred solely as a result of the urgent need to find a lavatory, a need caused by stomach problems, the court ruled. I'll have remember this one the next time I need to talk myself out of a speeding ticket..Cute! "
Lap Dance - Constitutional Right
La Habra, Calif:"There's no constitutional right to get up-close and personal during a lap dance. That's the gist of a ruling from a federal appeals court. The panel has refused the appeal of a Southern California strip club owner who wanted a local "2-foot rule" overturned. The city of La Habra requires that lap dancers stay at least 2 feet away from customers during their performances. Badi "Bill" Gammoh, who owns the Taboo Theater, contends the rule infringes on freedom of expression. The strippers said they also lost money because of the requirement. A federal appeals court has refused to reconsider a January ruling that upheld the 2-foot rule. But Gammoh's lawyer said their fight isn't over yet. Question? How is it a LAP-DANCE, if your 2-feet from the person's lap? ..lol "
"** (UP-DATE)......Re-Blogged this as I heard, they are also passing the law and its 4-Feet!! in the fine city Of Seattle Washinton!!...Well guys best you be teaching that women of yours to give you a few lap dance's..huh! (But you better make sure you still give her the money for the dance!!) Look at it like this least your giving it to someone, who you have a chance...Having SEX with!!...LOL"
Parents fined for students' behavior
Texas;" Barwise Junior High school parent Jerry Shifflett got a $300 ticket Friday. But it wasn't from a cop catching him speeding. The $300 ticket was written by an officer patrolling his child's school. The offense: His 15-year-old son cursed at another student. His son was also sent to Denver Alternative Center for 15 days. Until receiving a recent rash of tickets, Shifflett said he'd never heard of ticket-writing in schools. And he doesn't like bearing the punishment for his child's misbehavior. "To me, it's a lot of money. I'm going to end up paying for it," Shifflett said. "My 15-year-old son doesn't work. They're basically punishing the parent." Ticket-writing in schools is nothing new, said WFISD Director of Security Karen Olson. She coordinates nine to 12 city police officers and Department of Public Safety troopers each school day. They patrol schools throughout the district and assist teachers with disruptions. The fines they dispense range from about $250 to $500. In 2001, they issued 132 tickets to students for disrupting class and 182 tickets for disorderly conduct. Police wrote another seven tickets to students found walking around town when they should have been in school. "Parents seem to feel when they drop their kids off at school, they're safe," said Elaine Bourgoin, Municipal Court administrator who files court cases that result from ticketing. "But teachers need help. Especially today." Shifflett said his son has been in trouble before and perhaps should be sent to ISS (In School Suspension) or to Denver Alternative Center for poor behavior. He said he approves of having officers in the schools to patrol for drugs, firearms and gang activity. But fining parents for a child's dirty talk is going too far, he said. "Send them to the principal's office, do like they do in the old days, bust their asses," Shifflett said. "But I don't think they should make it where the parent should pay an expensive ticket." But times have changed, Olson said. "If they want to complain about it, I tell them to tell it to the judge. I don't have the authority to dismiss those tickets...I myself wonder if the schools are going a bit far with things, Like - all children under 18-years must be enrolled in school or Parents are FINED!! With this New Law..(No Child Left Behind!!) I am reading in my small town news-paper where the G.E.D. Programs are looking a lot better to our children because they want to finish school and if they go forth under the new program they won't...I know a lot of you say this is a good program!! But I don't agree with you!! It's just a cover up in the school all the way to the White House -(has to do with School-Grant -Money)...If our government want to really help our Children- then they need to spend more money training teachers(paying them) to help kids/ instead of allowing teachers to moving into office positions within the school levels that's where the good ones are going because they have giving up ...No money in teaching our children anymore!! That's what I was told by a very good Teacher who just gave up and went where the money was! "
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Sniffer dog dies of suspected drug overdose
Lanshire England;"A police sniffer dog died of a suspected overdose after a drug search. Police said that Todd, a 7-year-old Springer spaniel, fell ill after searching a car and field in Preston, northwest England. His handler took him to a vet, but his condition deteriorated and he died at Liverpool University's specialist animal unit. A police spokeswoman said a veterinarian had said the dog's symptoms were consistent with an amphetamine overdose. Blood samples were being analyzed to confirm the cause of death. Todd had served with the Lancashire force for five years, and was a family dog also. "He lived with them and they would all go for walks with him -- he was their dog. It was a shock for them," said Sgt. Peter Crane of the force's dog handling unit. "He was a little bit daft, like all springers are, but they are good working dogs and they are very, very keen," No drugs were recovered during the search, police said. I wonder if they gave him the same rights a police officer would get if they died in the line of duty? I hope so.. Is a sad thing for anyone to die for the fact of drugs, but he did what he was trained to do and that I am proud of animals that are able to do this"
Smoking A Corpse's Finger
"Sanger, Texas - Four teenagers, including the police chief's son, broke into a funeral home. They had planned to steal embalming fluid, dip cigarettes in it and smoke them. But when they couldn't find any fluid, they decided to cut off the finger of a corpse and took turns trying to smoke it. " I rest my case, just goes to show you what someone does to get high....Stupid huh!!"
Marijuana NO! -Sorry
Sydney:"Police team mistakes sorghum for marijuana. An Australian anti-drug police team destroyed a patch of tall sorghum destined for an Easter flower show, believing the plants were marijuana. Barbara Ubrihien told the Sydney Daily Telegraph she and her husband, Peter, have been getting a lot of teasing. "The farm has been in the family for three generations, but this is the first time its been involved in a marijuana bust," she said. The Ubrihiens' sorghum crop, patiently cultivated for weeks, was to be part of ant entry in the Royal Flower Show in Sydney. But they say that ended when a police helicopter flew over the farm in Bega, south of Sydney, and hovered directly over the sorghum patch, knocking the heads off the plants. A police spokeswoman said that the helicopter could not have been flying that low and suggested a strong wind was to blame.Laughed my butt of, when I read this. Now come on, I thought our drug-task-force & Police were train in knowing (Pot from Plant)..LOL" ( Been On a anti-pot kick this week, as have a friend who's kid seems to have a problem getting help/or should I say don't think he has a problem..)Mind you this young man was born with one kidney and a sick one, and finally got a donor one!! 4 years ago...Tick's me off , Because I told him someone else went with out for him to live & also the fact a mother dies so he could live...Amazing me how people think life is cheap. Just goes to show you how controlling the REEFER is!!"
Cannabis - Marijuana & Mental Health
Pot-Smokers:"Netherlands, coffee shop's are something of a euphemism, most of its customers go there not to drink coffee but to buy and smoke dope. Van Os isn't too keen on these places. He is a psychiatrist at the University of Maastricht who investigates the effect of marijuana on people's brains, particularly adolescents brains. And the findings of his research make him worry about the effects of all this dope smoking on kids. Smoking cannabis leads to serious mental health problems in later life, including schizophrenia. It is a frightening conclusion, and one that is already starting to shape the debate over the legal status of cannabis. By politicians, tabloid newspapers and mental-health lobby groups who want drug laws tightened up. Compared with substances like heroin and crack cocaine, cannabis is seen by many people as relatively harmless. But doctors have long known that cannabis cause symptoms of psychosis, one of the hallmarks of schizophrenia. I don't think we can deny it any longer, says Epidemiologist Mary Cannon of the Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland. Cannabis is part of the cause of schizophrenia. ...Sorry I'm not a pot Smoker. I have always told people I know that smoked it...WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE!! Because that's what you become when you smoke the shit... STUPID!!"
Saturday, September 10, 2005
What is Normal??
I know to alot of you that have read my blog, I have changed my writing pattern on what I write. Been going thru alot of changes over the last few months and just trying to channel my feeling in the right place so been writing them here. I welcome any comments that are not mean or cruel as to help me maybe understand what I am writing as at times they are the rambling of a crazy women confused
Did I take the wrong road in life?
You know over the last few months I have been reflecting on a lot of things. My past life of grow-up to this point and where I should go or stay from here! I have done some things I am happy about in my past and some not, we all tend to look-back on these thoughts from time to time, or many times over as I am doing now. As to did I take the right road in my life as we call it, or did I make a wrong turn some where? We grow-up wanting the world and thinking we have it by the tail and have the rest of our lives to change it and then...One day we suddenly wake-up and see that we are alot older and haven't done even a fraction of what we wanted to do or see, And then ask our selves why? This is what I am doing now... Maybe this only happens when we hit a cross-road in our many turns of life that we don't like or suddenly we find makes us un-happy or just didn't turn out like we thought would...So we end up looking back and trying to see where we went wrong and were their any signs on the road of life that had warning signs on them!! Maybe yes and maybe No! The sad part for me is that even when I think I saw them I kept going thinking I knew what I was doing and where it would go, but never thought I couldn't shift gears fast if needed too! I know we all have felt this at one time or another, and we will figure it out just as I will in time, only...This time I am alot older and it is starting to make me worry that maybe it won't be as easy to find the answer, as I am alot more set in my ways and bull-headed about things and don't want to face the fact I have messed things up because I wanted things my way, and finally got them and now they aren't what I thought they would or should be so now I am un-happy. I know I will figure it all out in my own time just feeling abit confused on things right now with - New town, Home, Job, Kids, My Boyfriend (left behind)Who ask me to marry him after I moved, as we seem to fight even more now. My X-husband, His new girlfriend-he lives with(who my kids call mom-now after only knowing her 2-wks), Money, Bills-old & new, Cars(breaking-down faster then I can fix) I know you all think this is rambling of a crazy women, maybe it is, but I am that crazy women and I don't feel a shrink knows the answers anymore then me or god. So till I do, I will write my thoughts and feeling here till I figure out what the hell I am doing or not doing right!! I welcome any thoughts, if you have been thru this or have a second sight on life, But keep your cruel remarks and thoughts to yourself as this could someday be you writing this too! Thanks Bloggers for letting me vent.
Monday, September 05, 2005
About Me -Test
1. Nervous habits - Organize stuff obsessively
2. Are you double jointed - No, But I know my boyfriend thinks I am
3. Can you roll your tongue - Yes/No think I can?
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time - No, Not for trying tho.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles - Yes, usally happens when trying to look smart or sexy..I end up drooling too!
6. Can you cross your eyes - Heck I can do that one with my eyes closed
2. Are you double jointed - No, But I know my boyfriend thinks I am
3. Can you roll your tongue - Yes/No think I can?
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time - No, Not for trying tho.
5. Can you blow spit bubbles - Yes, usally happens when trying to look smart or sexy..I end up drooling too!
6. Can you cross your eyes - Heck I can do that one with my eyes closed
7. Tattoos -Yes, right hand (first boyfriend's name come-on I was 16 and stupid!) regret it -left him month later.
8. Piercing - Two holes in each ear but I usually only wear one set of earrings, or none
9. Do you make your bed daily -Sometimes if someones coming over, but always when I put fresh sheets on.
8. Piercing - Two holes in each ear but I usually only wear one set of earrings, or none
9. Do you make your bed daily -Sometimes if someones coming over, but always when I put fresh sheets on.
10. Which shoe goes on first - . I have no idea., bigger things to worry about like remembering my bra.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? - Plead the 5th.-,Hobo Spiders- hate spiders
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? - Plead the 5th.-,Hobo Spiders- hate spiders
12. On the average, how much money do you carry - Would that before I pay my bills or after I pay my bills?
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 - Think I lost or sold anything of value for bills
14. Favorite piece of clothing - Anything newer then me.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it - Twirl with a spoon and a fork always.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - think I ate something like it -gov.comm. when I was a kid at gramma's
17. Do you use extra salt on your food -Yes!! Yes!! Salt is my staple.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet -(9) kids grew sick of waiting for company so I can pass it off on them.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it - Twirl with a spoon and a fork always.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - think I ate something like it -gov.comm. when I was a kid at gramma's
17. Do you use extra salt on your food -Yes!! Yes!! Salt is my staple.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet -(9) kids grew sick of waiting for company so I can pass it off on them.
19. What's your favorite beverage 12oz, hazel/vanilla double shot Epresso.
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant - Wendys Restaurant or a Philly Saug.when I can.
21. Do you cook - Only when absolutely necessary, like no money to eat at a fast-food.
22. How often do you brush your teeth -1-2 times more if I plan on sex ( I clean all body parts)
21. Do you cook - Only when absolutely necessary, like no money to eat at a fast-food.
22. How often do you brush your teeth -1-2 times more if I plan on sex ( I clean all body parts)
23. Hair drying method - Air dry or Blow dryer-bent at the waist with a brush, praying for no frizz
24. Have you ever colored your hair -Thought this was- wait -I don't remember what my natural color was!
24. Have you ever colored your hair -Thought this was- wait -I don't remember what my natural color was!
25. Do you swear - Only when X-Husband or the person walking down the street looks at me, for a freebie
26. Do you ever spit - No I swallow/ Don't this question fall under fast food?
28. Food won't eat- Soft fat, Slimey veggies,Qysters,Snails, anything- that looked like my puppy threw-up!
29. Month - June (love spring)
30. Day - Saturday ( No work) Garage-sales!!
31. Cartoon - Tom & Jerry
32. Shoe brand - Hand me downs (if my birthday maybe a new pair from Payless every few years)
33. Subject in school - Smoking the most in memories.wait they was off school grounds.
34. Color - Mauve/earth tones
35. Sport - Sex / alot of four-play then sex with more four-play
29. Month - June (love spring)
30. Day - Saturday ( No work) Garage-sales!!
31. Cartoon - Tom & Jerry
32. Shoe brand - Hand me downs (if my birthday maybe a new pair from Payless every few years)
33. Subject in school - Smoking the most in memories.wait they was off school grounds.
34. Color - Mauve/earth tones
35. Sport - Sex / alot of four-play then sex with more four-play
36. TV shows - Six Feet Under, Law & Order, Will & Grace X-Files
37. Thing to do in the spring - Pick-up all the doggy drops I missed over the winter in the back-yard.
37. Thing to do in the spring - Pick-up all the doggy drops I missed over the winter in the back-yard.
38. Thing to do in the summer - Repeat over and over # 37 because now my dog don't want to be in the kennel.
39. Thing to do in the autumn - Trick the dog to crap in the kennel not on the grass.
39. Thing to do in the autumn - Trick the dog to crap in the kennel not on the grass.
40. Thing to do in the winter - complain about no money because all the money goes to heat bills.
41. In the CD player - Van-Halen classic mix
42. Person you talk most on the phone with - My girls (talk about-bills/men/kids/our fat butts).
42. Person you talk most on the phone with - My girls (talk about-bills/men/kids/our fat butts).
43. Reading - self-help about how to make you- younger,thinner, smarter,sexier,richer- or a steamy nasty book.
44. Do you check yourself out in windows/mirrors -Yes, I'd like to find me, because I don't know that women in the glass-I'm god's perfect model of women./least that what I keep telling myself..
45. What color is your bedroom -White/ its a rental.
46. Do you use an alarm clock - Yes, hate it but it saved my butt a few times/love hate thing.
47. Window seat or aisle -Window, so I can sneak a nap.
48. What's your sleeping position - Right /left depends if I'm sleeping alone.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket - At least a sheet don't like that not covered feeling.
50. Do you snore- like a chain saw I'm told but I am positive that is a big lie, because I've never heard me!
51. Do you sleepwalk - No, if I did just my luck I would walk out in public Naked!!
52. Do you talk in your sleep - Maybe's that's why my man's not talking to me? Just kidding.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals -Sure the more the better, something to hug in bed when I'm alone?
54. How about with the light on - ONLY!! if I'm having sex like to see what I'm riding-okay I'm Nasty!!
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on - Yes, Silence sometimes bugs me!/but have shut them off.
56. Last interesting person you met -My Lover -Phillip!!
50. Do you snore- like a chain saw I'm told but I am positive that is a big lie, because I've never heard me!
51. Do you sleepwalk - No, if I did just my luck I would walk out in public Naked!!
52. Do you talk in your sleep - Maybe's that's why my man's not talking to me? Just kidding.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals -Sure the more the better, something to hug in bed when I'm alone?
54. How about with the light on - ONLY!! if I'm having sex like to see what I'm riding-okay I'm Nasty!!
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on - Yes, Silence sometimes bugs me!/but have shut them off.
56. Last interesting person you met -My Lover -Phillip!!
Take the test tell me how it went, borrowed it from- another.blogger....thank-you
Sunday, September 04, 2005
My Trip into Hell
I am sooooo sorry for being so distance from all of you!! It wasn't you, believe me!! I have had a really bad time getting my life in order from my move to a new Town. Things went from bad to worst, after my move, which took 2-months to get it done and still left things behind ! Even my move was a night-mare from a bad movie of Karma !! I know this is no excuse for not posting on my Blog!! But if you could find it in your heart to for-give me. Between not sure if I had a place to live- Rented a house that was cheap, if I cleaned it up!! That took a month to make just make livable Had black mold every where- I cried made me sick just working in it, wanted to walk away but didn't. Then-No job to trying, to make ends meet, for my children and me. Getting really sick with a Kidney & Bladder problems, my Boyfriend and I of 4 years, not talking to talking again after the move away from him. Oh he did ask me to marry him!!..When he came to see me, then he just sort of stop talking to me? (think I got dumped) Then quite a new-job, got ripped off at the tune of $600.00. tried to tell me he never got payed for the house I painted, found out to be a lie. To cars breaking down not once but now three times each time costing $150.00-$600.00. finely getting a car that ran, but no more because ...Because my 17 year old Son..(NO-driver-permit) thought he should take my car keys and go to a buddies house while I was sleeping found my car & him 9-hrs. Later only to learn that I now needed to replace the (clutch-plate & CV- Boot) Will cost$600.00 to fix both because, he didn't know how to drive a stick very well (Hit a stop sign!!)..Get aload of this-LOL, his reason it happened was..Said it fell out of a city truck (Now mind you these workers were out working at 5:30 in the morning on a Sunday!) He was following, and he couldn't get out of the way and went in the ditch only after he hit the sign and put a big-ass dent in the front-bumper & a piece of the wood from the pole of the sign in-bedded in the bumper... He said( Honest MOM!!) It just fell out of the truck he had no option but to hit it, was flying Thur the air at him!!...LOL He must think I was on the same turnip-truck that sign fell off..Well I stop talking to him for a week wanted to turn him in to the police, but figured living with me and giving me any money he came in to was far worse, also saved me the fees it would of cost ed to just have the system tell him what he did was wrong. Hell he already was scare I was going to kill him...Lord know I wanted to but I was numb. Takes a lot of house-cleaning jobs to make ends meet, let alone things like this to come along. Had 2-car's both not working well, but this one which was the cheaper car to fix& drive with the gas prices costed-($150.00 - Timing-Belt) My employer also fixed this one Boy she was mad!!. She's one of my ladies I clean house for and now a good friend because of her, I had a fixed car.. Again now agrees to fix my second car (the second time she helped me with a car-problem) Which needed brake-work to the tune of $350 (grinded & screamed help me every time I tried to move it because the brakes were down to nothing) she is letting me work it off in payments, because she didn't want to lose me as a house-keeper, as she also lived 45-min. In the country. Also the fact it now is the cheaper car to fix. Don't have any extra money, don't even have TV to watch, can get a fuzzy channel from time to time but that's all. Things are slowly come together to where I think I will make it but it has taken me going on 5-months now!! This move to a new town, was a bad thing to do, when things didn't go like I thought they would still climbing over boxes, as house is smaller and have less free time to un-pack, even tho I had to change plans, suffer a-bit things are getting better. Hope I didn't get on your nerves with my Poor-me on this Post!! Just wanted to vent and this seems the place to do it....Happy Labor-Day...P.S. My son has giving me $100.00 towards his debt to me, went to work at the fair turned over whole pay-check.
* Up-date - My sweetie still loves me, we just need to work some things out, living in two differant towns, he read this post too. We're talking again, thats a start.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
UP-DATE.... July 17th.-Sunday
Thanks to everyone who stopped by and read my Blog!! Sorry It has been so long since I have posted anything but, have been very very busy!!...Spent the last - 6wks. helping a friend that went thru wrist surgery, because she needed help with her family, then... Packing and moving to a new town and job! So here it is 3-months later and still stressing over which box (the can-opener) is in...lol Not really I just went out and bought another one instead of trying to look for it. Also!!.. finding out I have a lot of JUNK!! And most of it, I have live quite well with-out, the last few months. SO.......Planning on one Huge-Yard-Sale before summers up!! This is just a message to let you know.. I have not quite Bloggin...In fact this is the first day my computer has been hooked-up. So To all my loyal reader -THANK-YOU!!- I pray I get it together soon.
Bye..Owner of Coffee Talk
Bye..Owner of Coffee Talk
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Snooze button Clock Addicts
New Scientist:" If you have an unhealthy addiction to the snooze button on your alarm clock, you may appreciate the latest invention from MIT's Media Lab. Clocky is an alarm with an ingenious method for rousing even the most dedicated morning dozer. After you hit the snooze button, the contraption rolls off the bedside table and zooms away on a set of wheels to some other part of the room, finding a new hiding place every day. When the alarm sounds again, simply finding Clocky ought to be strenuous enough to prevent even the doziest owner from going back to sleep. I saw this and had to tell others, made me laugh just thinking about chasing it around the house to kill it."
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Bush's Poll Position Is Worst on Record
President Bush:"First 100 days of President Bush's second term have been no slam-dunk. How rough has it been? Bush has the lowest approval rating of any president at this point in his term, according to Gallup polls going back to World War II. Bush will need a higher approval rating if he hopes to avoid the "Sixth Year Itch." By the time Bush took the nation to war in March 2003, he had been building his case, piece-by-piece, for months. But during his re-election campaign, he said little about Social Security. Had he made it a major issue, Kerry might be sitting in the White House today. Bush declined to cut short his vacation after the southeast Asian Tsunami disaster, even as it became clear that it would be of epic proportions. Most polls have shown widespread disapproval of the president's handling of the issue, even among Republicans. Whatever the case, the public remains dissatisfied about the president's handling of Iraq. Republicans are even feuding even among themselves about the president's agenda, disagreeing on whether to push for a new round of tax cuts or to focus on tackling a massive federal budget deficit that clearly now is more than just a short-term problem. He passed a bill that would make it much more difficult for people to declare Chapter 7 bankruptcy, another corporate top priority. In one sense, this matters little because Bush will never run for another election. But it could be an early sign of trouble for his party, especially when you consider that the Republican-run Congress's approval rating has dropped to its lowest point in nearly a decade.Well every one knows I voted for Kerry. My Pumber and I were talking yesterday. He said, Bush works for the Rich, not the poor. The public was hood-winked to made think he was for the little guy."
Women & Minorities Payed less at Energy Department
GAO Finds:" Women were paid between 2 percent- 4 percent less than men at five of six Energy Department laboratories, and minorities were paid about 2 percent less than whites. According to a review by the Government Accountability Office. For fiscal 2001 - 2004. Significant differences in salaries and merit pay raises for managerial and professional women and minorities when compared with men and whites, the congressional watchdog agency said. The six labs in the GAO review were:Argonne, Brookhaven, Lawrence Berkeley, Oak Ridge, Pacific Northwest and Idaho. About 21,000 people work at the labs, which perform scientific and environmental remediation work. In interviews with employee groups and in reviews of staff surveys,GAO said, it found women and minorities expressed concerns in three areas: under-representation in science and management positions, lack of career development opportunities and a laboratory work environment that needs improvement. Come on...Women have known this for years. We have to work harder just to prove ourselves, not only in the work force but also in school-years."
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